Posted by Rudy Boyee:
In Reply to: Re: ejaculation posted by RichT:
What makes you think that you couldn't ejaculate? You know, you're dick is there to reproduce. See, "the meaning of life" is to reproduce, you know those weird dna things inside you? Well those things want to live on, pass on through the generations, and ejaculating is a very IMPORTANT part of their passing on. There is a very, very small chance that you, for some strange, bizarre, freakish reason, would not be able to ejaculate.
To finger a girl, gently, and I mean gently, rub the little button on the top of her pussy, it's called her clitoris (you know like in that Slim Shady song?). You don't even need to take her panties off -- but you will need to take her jeans off. Then maybe if things go well try to slowly insert your fingers -- but in a way, that's stupid, and it doesn't even feel that good for her, and you get absolutely no physical stimulation out of it. Just warm her up by fondling her clit (takes a while, plan to spend a good few minutes to get her horny), then, take your pants off -- don't be phased if she laughs at your spiderman underwear, wear them proudly -- then tell her something a porn star would say, like "I'm gonna fsck your brainz out, then jizz all over your tonsels, jou little ho", (no I'm just messin -- DONT say that), so then get on top of her so that the bottom of your dick is rubbing against her pussy and clit, MACK on her ear with your mouth, rub your tongue all over her ear -- she'll melt, and tickle her left armpit with your left hand, and pinch her right nipple with your right hand, and then slowly just hump her, hump, dumpty-dump, humpy hump, hump her for like as long as you feel good, even as long as an hour -- it will take a long time for you to ejaculate in this manner, but it's definitely possible. At some point you should feel a numb feeling, and then SUMFIN FEELS GOOD .. WUZZAT? OH WAS DAT WET FEELING??? OH BABY, I JUST COMED! I JUST CAMED! DAAAAMN! I'M A MAAAAAN!!! SHEET, LOOK AT THAT STUFF! WOW! LICK IT UP BABY, QUICK, QUICK, GET IT!!
For eating her out, try the above first and report back.
-RB
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