Posted by Rude Boy:
In Reply to: worried about girth of penis posted by dave:
Have you considered penis enlargement? I'm biased so you'll have to take my statements w/ a grain of salt (there is an affiliate link on my website, blah blah), but it worked for me, and in fact I got a bigger increase in girth than I did in length.
But for your questions.. first of all, do you look at pornography? I mean, I cannot say that I like most hardcore, but I do like the occasional high quality non-disgusting hardcore image. Of course, your average porn star is going to be bigger than your average cat on the street -- but maybe you could compare yourself against some of the less well endowed stars -- if you're on par with them, or not so far off, then you are doing fine, no? Also remember that the benefits of penis size versus pleasure are far exaggerated -- I think it's because most men are just so clueless (due to repression) and sexually deficient, that women turn to penis size in their quest to get more pleasure. Annnnyway, you might want to look at some porn, but I've looked at quite a bit so will save you the trouble. If you go to the supermarket, and you look at a string bean, and are about as thick as that, you're way under par, you should cry for a while, then focus your life on astrophysics and try to forget about sex for the most part -- and remember to issue clear disclaimers to any girls you like. If you look in the carrot bin, and just about every carrot is bigger than you, you are under average, but not as bad. I mean things are not good, but at least your not as thin as a string bean. If you are a pretty standard carrot, you are probably still on the small side, but nothing to lose sleep over. Carrots are pretty weird shaped, so your better off strolling over towards the banana section. Now, bananas are pretty thick, so if your on par with even some of the smaller bananas you are doing OK. If you're about an average banana, you might be around average, or slightly above average. If your as big as the biggest bananas, your doing damn well. If you are bigger than every single banana in the lot, you're losing a lot of money that you could be making in the porn industry. Cucumbers are even thicker than bananas, so nearly the same argument applies, but even more extreme.
You're produce shopping experiences will never be the same.
-RB
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